Colleague: “Is that a small animal in your handbag?”

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The Grad Room Gruffalo is concerned about the kittens. Also quite interested in videos demonstrating the various ways in which ships will definitely murder you, given half a chance. Today he learned: (1) never turn your back on a door; they are all out for blood; (2) don’t go into enclosed spaces; (3) don’t jump after anyone else into enclosed spaces; (4) don’t sail on the Tor Humbria, which is clearly cursed; (5) find trouble before trouble finds you with its hundreds of little legs (slash teeth).

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